Hour 1 of househunting, phrases encountered:
(Oh my god my amazing house is being sold and I have to move):
- “To balance out the gender we are looking for a female, but this doesnt mean we hate men..lol”
- “The kitchen… well, you’ll understand when you see it.”
- “[redacted], 23, is a postgrad student and part-time model.”
- “p.s. may as well mention that the toilet is outside and the shower is in the kitchen”
But seriously I don’t really need this right now.