January 2012
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Tonight my mother told me that I would be a good...
I don’t start school for another week, my dissertation was on a CYP450 enzyme, there are no non-weird reasons to think this
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Anonymous asked: Did you know your (former?) roommates before you moved in with them? If I remember correctly, you liked to talk about how great they are
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A reminder that I have moved from a small wet...
“35.3 °C - Feels Like 35 °C”
a.k.a “In which I shelter indoors”
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even in friendly conversation
I get the bell hooks-ian urge
to kill...
– Staceyann Chin - All Oppression is Connected (via naomicreys)
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The last thing I discovered about my personality was that I am extremely cool.
– David Lynch
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Critics seem genuinely surprised the show is popular despite its racist...
– Brittani via Autostraddle — 2 Broke Girls’ Michael Patrick King Is Totally Down With Racism (via autostraddle)
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If my love were a compressible gas, it would have to be transported at night so...
– I like it when we talk about our feelings
It’s like she took a photo at rhythm and vines and painted it.
– Britt, on Seraphine Pick’s “pocket full of rainbows”
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Hey Auckland
Protip: I should not have to spend summer evenings thinking about electric blankets.
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Things I learnt today
sinuspause:
‘crafting’ is
• hard
• stressful
• dangerous
It is really a wonder that I have not superglued a limb/my face to the coffee table.
I also learnt that fencing staples can be used to repair pretty much anything. Showed that curtain who was boss.
I don’t know what she’s making me, but it sounds like I’ll be able to use it to take over the world
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Freeman-Wilson isn’t tackling the challenge of getting the town frequently...
– Autostraddle — Sunday Funday Is Your Gay New Year’s Day Hangover Buddy
You go, Karen!
December 2011
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2012
“To live variously cannot simply be a gift, endowed by an accident of birth; it has to be a continual effort, continually renewed” - Zadie Smith, Changing My Mind
Welcome to 2012, Brooklyn/Church St/2 train/Chambers St/Manhattan/world. I feel like I’m on top of you. Tonight I met/hugged/danced with a lot of strangers, kissed a cat, grinned so hard all the way “home” that...
Amy Poehler had a joke. This is such an inside, weird thing. We would sometimes...
– Fred Armisen (via somehillbilly)
All of my favorite things
(via starvethebeat)
Note:
Making a grindr joke to your parents means that you then have to explain what grindr is to your parents.
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Discrepancy
What we heard mum say: This wine is good! Makes me want to get pissed.
What mum insists that she said: This wine is good! Makes me want to go to Italy.
Everyone under 30 is either a hipster or a bro.
– Liv, generalising grossly, excluding most of the population
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Dream life
Sitting at the bar at a restaurant in TriBeCa with red wine, pumpkin agnolotti, green apple/gingerbread gelato, Cat Power playing.
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Because 2011 hasn't been bad enough
embouteillage:
How is it that doing nothing can make you sick again? Glandular Fever for Christmas, excellent. If anyone feels like hanging out with a sick (non-contagious) and sad person I’m available.
*actually the worst ever Frith. Let’s make 2012 awesome, okay? :D
BRITT. ARGH. When I get back we can hang out and watch Food TV, and go on adventures that don’t involve sand. 2011 was...
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It’s Sunday and people are still asleep, that’s why this story ought...
– Dukla, Andrzej Stasuk
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If you hooked me up to one of those hospital monitors, I imagine the graph of my...
– Maphead - Ken Jennings
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Things that are cuter than wild sea otters
Probably nothing