If you don’t have cake envy, you aren’t paying attention
Tonight my mother told me that I would be a good gynaecologist
I don’t start school for another week, my dissertation was on a CYP450 enzyme, there are no non-weird reasons to think this
I have a very special visitor. I took her to IKEA. Sorry Liv.
Small successes in independence: not spontaneously combusting my laundry.
See also: successful solo assembly of ikea flatpack furniture, acquisition of australian bank account and phone number, avoidance of melanoma
Q:Did you know your (former?) roommates before you moved in with them? If I remember correctly, you liked to talk about how great they are
Anonymous
Hello anonymous questioner. I did not know them - I advertised the room on trademe, which is kind of the NZ equivalent of Craigslist/eBay/whatever, and they came to see it. They are amazing people, we are now very very good friends, and I’m looking forward to them coming to visit me! Extreme living arrangement success.
choosing to live a block from a giant produce market is: an excellent decision on my part/going to be my downfall.
I was going to go to ikea but instead bought cheese, beer and a tiny cactus. Being-an-adult status: compromised.
A reminder that I have moved from a small wet country to a large hot/dry one
gpoy “what do you mean we are deplaning? what do you mean our new departure time is in 4 hours?” ed
(via spasmboy)
Source: stephanie-writes
