Such a seedy old man, Natalie.

Such a seedy old man, Natalie.

Most disgusting NZ news of the decade


Blood, fat and discarded pieces of butchered animals were spread 15km on SH2. Photo / Dannevirke News

Blood, fat and discarded pieces of butchered animals were spread 15km on SH2. Photo / Dannevirke News

Mopping up this morning’s offal spill between Woodville and Dannevirke was not going to be a pretty job, contractors said.

The mess of blood, fat and discarded pieces of butchered animals spread 15km, and was up to 30cm deep in parts after a tailgate opened on a truck.

Commuters were asked to take a 10-minute detour, as the section of State Highway 2 was closed for the clean-up between Condoit Rd and Maharahara Rd.

A report that a car had skidded and crashed at the spill alerted police to the situation.

New Zealand Transport Agency contractors on the job said it was a “pretty bloody awful” scene, with animal heads and carcasses among the mess.

annebanan:


Liz: Du du dudu duMy friend is JackIf you like his neck tiePat him on the back—
30 Rock 4.08 - “Secret Santa”

So cute! Not only that it was Juno-esque, Liz with the quitar also somehow reminded me of Phoebe from Friends.

annebanan:

Liz: Du du dudu du
My friend is Jack
If you like his neck tie
Pat him on the back—

30 Rock 4.08 - “Secret Santa”

So cute! Not only that it was Juno-esque, Liz with the quitar also somehow reminded me of Phoebe from Friends.

annebanan:

Nancy: Hey Beantown, the Puritans found ya*Jack joins her*Jack & Nancy: Hey Beantown, Nancy: Water surrounds youSo let’s watch the Sox play ball,Jack & Nancy: Play ball!Hey Beantown, you got it aaaaaall!
30 Rock 4.08 - “Secret Santa”

annebanan:

Nancy: Hey Beantown, the Puritans found ya
*Jack joins her*
Jack & Nancy: Hey Beantown,
Nancy: Water surrounds you
So let’s watch the Sox play ball
,
Jack & Nancy: Play ball!
Hey Beantown, you got it aaaaaall!

30 Rock 4.08 - “Secret Santa”

If I could find my camera cable ..


I would post the photo I took an hour or so ago of Nat in the fake moustache she wore out in public to a party tonight.

Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman


thefrogman:

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Did you get them all? Have any to add?

allet:

i went to the aquarium!!

allet:

i went to the aquarium!!